On Candy

Right now I am eating Smarties. They are pretty bland but I take what I can get. 

I would have to say, out of the two types of candy, my favorite is chocolate. The other is obviously the fruity type. On one hand, Skittles and Spree and Starburst are great but I get tired of those after a little bit, and they aren't that filling. On the other hand I have different fingers. 

But actually, on the other hand, chocolate is so much more complex than the fruity types. You can add nuts, pretzels, caramel, nougat, and pretty much any food to chocolate. In fact, my favorite candy, Take Five, is composed of chocolate, pretzels, caramel, peanuts, and peanut butter. Get it? There are FIVE components and it is called Take FIVE. 

Hierarchy of Candy:

1. Snickers, Kit Kat, Skittles, Starburst, Take Five, These Mofos

2. M&Ms, Smarties, Nerds, Laffy Taffy, Milky Way, Three Musketeers

3. Lollipops

If you like Tootsie Rolls you need to evaluate what's going on in your life.