Right now I am chewing on some Big League Chew: Ground Ball Grape bubblegum.
There are four types of gum. Minty, fruity, Blandy-McBland, and other.
Minty is obviously mint flavors. We have peppermint, smooth mint, wintermint, spearmint, swordmint, etc. I think the mint type is great! It freshens your breath and helps that 2:30 feeling. I can chew the same piece of minty gum for the entire day and it gives my mouth something to do.The only downside to minty gum is when you drink water with minty gum it feels as if someone stabbed your mouth with an icicle. Personally I recommend Extra brand.
Fruity is composed of fruit flavors. Grape, apple, watermelon, etc. Fruity gum is alright in my opinion. I find that it generally loses its flavor more quickly than minty gum, and who wants gum that's lost its flavor? It also doesn't make your breath smell that much better. However, fruity gum tends to form better bubbles than minty gum. I recommend Big League Chew for your fruity gum needs.
Blandy-McBland is just a boring type. Bubblegum and Juicy Fruit belong here. Bubblegum is just a sweet flavor with no real notes to it; it leaves the palate yearning for something sorely lacking. Juicy Fruit is also like that. It is both "minty" and "fruity", but it doesn't focus on either so it seems like a lame attempt. I recommend not chewing this gum.
Other is an interesting category. The Extra gum "dessert flavors" fall into this category.
"But Ben!" you might say, "All these flavors are fundamentally fruity!"
"Hush, hush," I whisper, stroking your cheek. "It's alright. Everything is going to be fine."
Yes, the dessert flavors are fruity, but they are so much more than that. Take the "Apple Pie" dessert flavor.You bite into it, masticating its rubbery goodness. The apple flavor hits you first. It's not just apple, though; you notice that there are undertones of cooked spice in the apple. Next is the crispy crust of the pie. It is baked to perfection, perfectly dancing around your tongue with the apple flavor. I recommend the Extra Dessert series for the "other" category.
I really like gum.
Yo white boi. This is some cracka ass bullshit. U white folks ain't know nothing bout dat gottt damm purple shitt. Any candy dat is purp is da danks. I'm feelin dem purple jolly ranchas n other grape shiz. I love when I just lay down and just start tripping on my purp haze n lean. Grab some grey goose and dat all a nigga should need. N y u be hatin on my true niggas over at tootsie rolls. It's da only candy a nigga can feel. It's the same color and flavor n oooo do I love dat shit. U white boi gotta stop trippin and start realizing the best candy is dat lollipop and boi does it pop when I grab it with my wet hands. Oooo wiiii. Got damn.
ReplyDeleteYo nigga get yo black ass outa herr. I'm Saying u don't know what u saying. Black niggas dat true to da crew and da heart know dat chocolate is da danks. I mean look at yo skin nigga... It's ain't purple o blue. It's the color of a nigga, brown and black. I like my chocolate dark as shit. None of dat cream filling bullshit dat white people like. What the fuck is up wit dat. Gotttt damm nigga. I like my chocolate with a lil gonja and hash oil mixed into the shape of a black pussy. Oooooo wii I love day shit. Den I just lay back n trip hard as shit nigga. But I'll give u one thang and that is that tootsie rolls r a niggas best friend. And oo do I love when someone pops my chocolate bar with salted nuts. Got damn does that make my almond joy. I makes me feel like a black ass nigga should.
DeleteTrue true true. Fuck white chocolate too. That shit is as fake as Kim kardashians tits
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